Outrage du jour is the tale of a Danish app maker whose Android magazine app was rejected by Apple.
App rejection stories are fun because they get everyone’s hair up in a dander. There’s something for everyone to hate in Apple’s App Approval Guidelines, and the restrictions on content are especially pernicious and ridiculous. One that bugs me, for example: you can buy the heartbreaking anime series Rumbling Hearts on iTunes, complete with its handful of sex scenes, but the original visual novel it was based on would not be permitted on the App Store, because of those same scenes.
The thing is, though, we’ve sort of already had this argument about the App Store policies, and we got to do so in detail when Apple put up an official set of policies a few months ago. One that got a lot of abuse was guideline 3.1, which says that apps that mention other mobile platforms in their metadata will get rejected. That’s petty, childish, and of dubious self-interest to Apple (are they really that threatened that, say, a game description might mention that it’s also available on WebOS and Android?).
But you know what? When the rule is that clear, and you violate it that obviously, what do you think is going to happen?
Sure, one could appeal to a sense of fairness and ask for Apple to bend the rules on this one… a single app isn’t going to make that big of a difference, right? But of course, this leads to the snowball argument: if these guys get a pass, then the next app to brazenly break the rules is going to expect a waiver too.
It’s a stupid rule, and these guys broke it in a very presumptuous and obvious way. They can be disappointed, but they can’t be surprised.
Still, I can’t help but wonder what the point of all this really is? Are there really a lot of iPad owners who want to read about Android development? Oh, I can only imagine the kinds of articles that would go in an Android magazine.
- Stealing Angry Birds IP For Fun And Profit
- Our 10 Favorite Screen Dimensions
- How Railing Against Apple Proves You Are An Independent Thinker And In No Way A Corporate Tool (a special advertising section provided by Google)
- Five Games You Can Write Without Resorting To Native Code (Six If You Count Hangman)
- Healthy Snacks You Can Make While Your App Starts Up
- How To Write Your First Unremovable Carrier Crapware App
- Eye Scream, You Scream, We All Scream For Ads That Involve Getting Metal In Your Eye
Totally looking forward to the inevitable Flash version of this. Totally.